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29th-Oct-2007 09:54 am
Sho - Maximum kawaii
Here comes a totally biased, H oriented, flailing post!

This is the story of how our news... pr0ncaster is driving yuckie_chan and me (and too many other fans) crazy, like my brain has no free will anymore XDDDD It's just invaded by sexy hip shaking and unzipping pants!!!

Because you know....
"Nemuru karadamo okidasu suguni oretachi no koto wo hoshigaru" ... "When you wake up immediately you want us"
AAA

So as fans demand MORE OF COURSE...
AAA+ DAMN YOU NINO!


So theorizing on this natural chain effect, we can only expect that they next do AAAH or AAAX and that it will result in something like naked-hip-shaking-attack and/or Arashi An-An photoshoot
I demand striptease in next Arashi concert

Or something like this (another good reason to watch News Zero, Volleyball stuff or whatever he wants to talk about)

Some screencaps and gif shamelessly stolen from yuckie_chan *hides in a corner*

Zeroooooooooooo~

Doumooooooo


Today's subject is


Experienced by your very own pr0ncaster


So let's get on the real matter


this is the "subject"


....
*this is the sound of all fangirls around the world fainting, nosebleeding and drooling on the floor*

Sakurai Sho, pr0ncaster deshita~


And I've come to the point of thinking that MatsuJun can kiss the camera, stick out his tongue, put on sunglasses and stuff all he wants, but the real Arashi sex God is definitely Sho-kun *0* Maybe because it just comes out more naturally and unexpected (ESPECIALLY UNEXPECTED *dies*).
"Oh look at me, I'm so smart, and aaaaah hazukashii, and *BAM* HIP SHAKING ATTACK" *still dies again*
How many time did I die because of this guy????

SORRY THAT WAS JUST SO TOTALLY RANDOM BUT YOU KNOW FLAILING IS LIFE <3<3<3<3<3
Comments 
29th-Oct-2007 08:56 am (UTC)
YOU SHAMELESS GIF ROBBER!!! &^#*&@^#*&@^*(#&@(#

*puts sho twisting as a revenge*

<I WIN MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
29th-Oct-2007 08:59 am (UTC)
THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!! SHO'S SMEXY SHAKING HIPS ATTACK CANNOT NOT WIN!!!

< sends Sho's ketsu attack
29th-Oct-2007 09:05 am (UTC)
Now I totally need ketsu twisting to beat anything else (means the icon without pants xD)

pssst... You must have have no idea that I also cursed "damn you nino" at that scene xD
29th-Oct-2007 09:20 am (UTC)
Oh I can't even imagine XD

... then...

I DEMAND ORIGINAL FOOTAGE!§11§!
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30th-Oct-2007 04:29 am (UTC)
dsansadbjksbakjdaksbdjkabjkdbajkbkjdkdkdbsakj

*can't concentrate working*

TSk...

NOW FOR REVENGE!!!!

30th-Oct-2007 09:12 am (UTC)
ASDMLFJASMLDKFJMAFJ Shouldn't watch this while working XDDDD oh now, if a computer was a part of my work, my hamburgers would be a total mess while I flail online XDDDD Like "SHO'S KETSU!" >>>> *some ketchup flew there, and some onions were thrown in the air* and *sticks two French fries in her nose to stop the nosebleed*

ZOMG REVEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK *0*

pr0ncaster ICONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

I <3 YOUUUUU

And you even bothered finding ANOTHER hip shaking attack!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU (yappari, he was on fire for the Dome XDDDDDD)
29th-Oct-2007 09:02 am (UTC)
You made my day :D And YES FLAILING IS LIFE <3 <3 <3~~!!!
29th-Oct-2007 09:06 am (UTC)
MARINA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN *hugs very tightly* <3<3<3<3<3<3

I think we all do agree that indeed, it is life XDDDD
29th-Oct-2007 09:16 am (UTC)
MHUAHAHAAHHAA you make me SMILE in the middle of my stupid over time...thank you <333
29th-Oct-2007 09:17 am (UTC)
Did I made you just smile???? XDDDD
Well I'm glad then XDD
29th-Oct-2007 09:20 am (UTC)
WHEN IS THIS EPISODE GONNA AIR? i demand to know!

sdlkfja;sldsdk;alsdjkjfa;lskd
*dies*

oh he knows he's the SMEX yes he does.
even chibi sho knows how to flaunt his assets.
29th-Oct-2007 09:36 am (UTC)
IT'S STILL APPARENTLY A TOP SECRET INFORMATION XDDDDDDDD

He already knew what fangirls wanted a very long time ago XDDDDD
29th-Oct-2007 09:57 am (UTC)
i think it's time for the raincoat costume to make a comeback XDDD
29th-Oct-2007 09:45 am (UTC)
i totally agree. Sho is THE sex god. i ♥ him to death.
his solo Anti-Anti on DOME CON dvd is so awesome!!! i put it on repeat the entire day. lol.
29th-Oct-2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
we're such good fellowers of Sho-kun Sex God religion XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anti-Anti wa sjust awesome, THIS REMIX KILLS ME DEAD!!!!! It's sticked to my iPod and won't go away XDDD
29th-Oct-2007 10:13 am (UTC)
No more brain. Yes Arashi fangirls are reduced to goo. I have died many many times as well because of Nino.

Arashi An-An photoshoot o.O I sooo want to see that!!!

*faints and dies with you*
29th-Oct-2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
We should make a petition for naked Arashi photoshoot!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD~ at least a Sho-kun one, BUT NOT LIKE MATSUJUN! ONE LIKE OKADA JUNICHI!!!! *dies*

I think we're all dead here! XD
29th-Oct-2007 11:08 pm (UTC)
Or Hiroki Narimiya's AnAn shoot... XD
29th-Oct-2007 11:11 pm (UTC)
OHOHOHOHOHOIH *dead*
Well A PHOTOSHOOT HERE WE SEE MORE butt FLESH XDDDDD
29th-Oct-2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
Well we do want more flesh... XD

I love how this conversation is teetering on the edge of being racy XD
30th-Oct-2007 09:04 am (UTC)
That's generally what happens when you mention Arashi + sex in a conversation XDDD
30th-Oct-2007 11:12 am (UTC)
That's probably the case. HAHA
29th-Oct-2007 11:15 am (UTC)
MRAH COMMENT J'AI TROOOOP PENSE A TOI QUAND IL A FAIT CA AU DOME XDDD

*a super chaud sho*

ZOMGGGGGGGGG *faints*
HOW DARE YOU, I'M STILL UNDERAGE XDDDDDD
29th-Oct-2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
CAI BIZARREEEEEEEE CA TIENS XDDDDDDDD

*super sho aussi*

LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!! You're soon not underage anymore (and it's not like we haven't perverted you enough Nany and me XDDDDD)
29th-Oct-2007 01:03 pm (UTC)
hahahaha ""Nemuru karadamo okidasu suguni oretachi no koto wo hoshigaru" ... "When you wake up immediately you want us""
thank you for the wonderful translation to go with your clips XP
29th-Oct-2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
But this is a perfecly MATCH WITH THE CHOREGRAPHY NE XDDDDDDDD
30th-Oct-2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
haha extremly perfect!! sho knows how to give his fans what they want ^_~
29th-Oct-2007 01:46 pm (UTC)
*huggles* am torn between sakuraiba..
your post made me more confused LOL XDDD

you made my day!!!!!!!
29th-Oct-2007 03:17 pm (UTC)
This is difficiult ne!!

Then you should go to this post by yuckie_chan and be a bit more confused over Aiba-chan gif *0*
29th-Oct-2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
oh yeah i saw her post.. ahaha.. i also commented on it

aiba's chuu AIBALICIOUS!! ahaha me and my dirty thoughts.. demo, seeing sho doing that twisting thing is ____ ok dont mind it.. ahaha i cant even find a right word to say ^______^
30th-Oct-2007 09:03 am (UTC)
I have really BAD BAD H THOUGHTS about that Aiba-chan gif *_________________*
That's normal, Sho-kun totally melted our brains XDDDD
29th-Oct-2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
sho chan is indeed a sneaky one!! doing hip thrusts at unexpected times. I was too busy looking at aiba the first time during cool and soul that when I saw sho the second time I nearly chocked 0_0 *REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY*
30th-Oct-2007 09:02 am (UTC)
Well you know I kinda almost missed it the first time??? Because I was busy watching the soooooooo pretty lighting effects on the stage XDDDDD And then "He? I don't see Sho coming down with the others.... AMLDSJFLMASKDJFLMASJDF MLJSDFLMKASDJ FAMLKJ *died*"
*REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY* too XD
29th-Oct-2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
Haha, what a postXDD You just like killing people off one by one don't you?;P
30th-Oct-2007 09:00 am (UTC)
You want Jun to do the same NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??? X333333

Yes this is my aim in life, killing people off by showing them Arashi smexiness \ooooooooo/
29th-Oct-2007 10:15 pm (UTC)
*0*
Today was such an ordinary day...but finally your post saved it!!!!
Sho's HIP SHAKING ATTACK *another victim here*

YAY for Arashi An An photoshoot! H_H

Flailing is <333
30th-Oct-2007 08:59 am (UTC)
Oh then, I'm going to auo-save my upcoming day by watching all this again (like I need a reason really XDDD)

ARASHI ANANNNNNNNNNNNNN PHOTOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT *___________*
29th-Oct-2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
loL~ i love ur post~
and now come to think about it... i think jun is more jap-sexish (a bit reserve (really? japz + sex?) and get to us emotionally)... and sho is more white-sexish.. more open and we actually see him doing those nose-bleeding action physically. XDD
i knew u were going to post the recent cool/soul bitz.. and totally forgot the AAA one. keke. he actually looked down?
niceeeeeee~
30th-Oct-2007 08:58 am (UTC)
Well I do agree on what you said, maybe it's because Sho is so much into american hip hop, so his mind is more open and used to the white-sexish... I DON'T MIND AT ALL!!!! I don't think Jun will ever do something like this XDDDD (well I can't imagine either of them besides Sho... and Ohno on "Rain" X333333)

Glad I could remind you "some good stuff" XDDDD AND he "moved" XDDD
30th-Oct-2007 01:38 am (UTC)
First yuckie-chan and then your postXDDD

I ♥ the flailing^^

Sho hip thrusting has killed me countless times again and again. No matter how many times I die, I must revive to watch more!! The unexpectedness makes it so much better♥♥
30th-Oct-2007 08:56 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, the best thing is the unexpectedness!!! Kinda didn't match the picture of Sho I had before (even if he already did that kind of thing for Cool & Soul in AAA), NOT THAT I MIND REALLY!!!!
30th-Oct-2007 02:52 am (UTC)
OMG OMG THE SECOND VIDEO WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!!!! HAVENT SEEN TAT YET.. OK NO KIDDING SHO AND HIS SMART"ASS" LOLZ... now if only nino was shaking something.... *wink wink*
30th-Oct-2007 08:54 am (UTC)
Now you have an excellent reason to go and watch AAA+ Dome concert XDDDDDDDDD

*cannot imagine Nino shaking anything, except shaking cutely on Himitsu XDDDDD*
30th-Oct-2007 04:58 am (UTC)
I agree about Sho... too bad he's into hip hop,'cause he's totally HOoooooooT!
30th-Oct-2007 08:53 am (UTC)
If there's one thing Sho-kun did to my brain (exept making it melt from too much hotness) is making me love hip hop (not that I didn't like it already before)
31st-Oct-2007 02:33 am (UTC)
Hoe! ^^
I don't know if you still remembers me, but I was asking for help about my uncle buy some Arashi stuff for me in many Arashi communities a week ago. ^^' How are you?
Firstly I come to thank you for your help. My aunt bought the Arashi stuff in the last weekend but she didn't have courage to go to Johnny's Store or some store like that... ^^' So she bought some common things but these are things which I can't buy here, in Brazil. ^^'
So, sorry about my posts and one more time thank you very much. ^^ By the way, can we be friends? If you don't mind, I'm adding you. ^^' And your LJ is so beautiful! ♥

Karupin.
3rd-Nov-2007 02:41 pm (UTC)
*est explosée de rire* Long time I haven't seen something LIEK THIS XD~~ ROFL (Kame au début de REAL FACE c'est du dandinage de minet à côté XDDD)

... SO PERVERTED XDDDDD (You are meant for each other XDDDDDD)

RAH ET JADORE SA NOUVELLE COUPE DE CHMEUUUUUUX <3 Tu as du être trop contente (même s'il fait un pneu bouloule, non ? XDDDD Kawaiiii)

*CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDLE* JASPERE QUE TU T'ES REMISE DE TES EMOTIONS ! Préviens moi dès que JE t'appelle pour t'embaucher einh, jserai pas étonnée de toute façon XD (Mais je sais pas si le contrat de manager comportera la mention 'détournement de Sho-bouillant' XD)

Nany trau contente d'avoir l'album de NEWS *AI NAAAAAAAAAANTEEEEEE*
4th-Nov-2007 07:24 am (UTC)
ON COMPARE PAS LE DEHANCHEMENT DE KAME A CELUI DE SHO HEIIIIIIIN XDDDDDDDDDD

Ah yes we are so meant for eachother, the more I see him, the more I have H thoughts XDDDDDDDDD

WAI QU'IL EST TROP CHOU HEIIIIIIIIIIN!!! M'en fous qu'il fasse bouboule, ça me donne envie de lui pincer les fesses joues X333333

J'ai pas besoin d'une mention dans mon contrat pour détourner Sho XDDDDDD

AI NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTE <33333333333333333333333

*super cuddleeeeeeeeeeees*
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