This is the story of how our news... pr0ncaster is driving yuckie_chan and me (and too many other fans) crazy, like my brain has no free will anymore XDDDD It's just invaded by sexy hip shaking and unzipping pants!!!
Because you know....
"Nemuru karadamo okidasu suguni oretachi no koto wo hoshigaru" ... "When you wake up immediately you want us"
So as fans demand MORE OF COURSE...
So theorizing on this natural chain effect, we can only expect that they next do AAAH or AAAX and that it will result in something like naked-hip-shaking-attack
Or something like this (another good reason to watch News Zero, Volleyball stuff or whatever he wants to talk about)
Some screencaps and gif shamelessly stolen from yuckie_chan *hides in a corner*
Today's subject is
Experienced by your very own pr0ncaster
So let's get on the real matter
*this is the sound of all fangirls around the world fainting, nosebleeding and drooling on the floor*
Sakurai Sho, pr0ncaster deshita~
And I've come to the point of thinking that MatsuJun can kiss the camera, stick out his tongue, put on sunglasses and stuff all he wants, but the real Arashi sex God is definitely Sho-kun *0* Maybe because it just comes out more naturally and unexpected (ESPECIALLY UNEXPECTED *dies*).
"Oh look at me, I'm so smart, and aaaaah hazukashii, and *BAM* HIP SHAKING ATTACK" *still dies again*
SORRY THAT WAS JUST SO TOTALLY RANDOM BUT YOU KNOW FLAILING IS LIFE <3<3<3<3<3