// lost on the web. (winkychan) wrote,
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Dear yuckie_chan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head under the bus and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,

Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Totally stolen from vivisectionlj (comme tu dis, ça sert à rien \o/)

Also got taggued forever ago by indayze and yuckie_chan so I'm answering!!!

Game rules:
A. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. Tag 8 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse.
B. These 8 people must state who they were tagged by. You cannot tag the person who tagged you. Continue this game by sending this to 8 other people. People who are tagged will be blessed and their wishes will come true in the future. (<<<<< X'DDDDDDD)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
I don't know, my biggest fear in life has always been betrayal (like, you know, Ronald Weasley XD), though I've been so much betrayed at work lately it doesn't affect me anymore that much, so on a love side, I don't know how I would react yet....

2. What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
Depends on the situation, I had a boyfriend who was deeply in love with me and I wasn't at all, even if I had a crush on him. And even if I gave it a try, he was so wanting to be with me 24/7 that I knew it would never work out as I'm someone who needs my liberty and don't see love this way. ANyway, it's more a matter of 2 people not matching that answering the question. If I were to judge that I might in the end be in love with him, that would have been different.

3. What will your dream wedding be like?
I don't know yet if I might want a princess-like wedding or not, because it would be like living a dream for a day, and then going back blankly to the everyday life. It depends on the situation anyway, if it's aggreed on both side that this would be like making at least a day in your life like a fairytale, then let's do it.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Don't know really how to take this, it would be tirying to be confused until you die, because I still consider that when I'll get old, I hope I'll still be able to look forward tomorrow until the last day. There's no point worrying about what you don't know, that's one of the problem of humankind, I choose to just keep going and achieving my goals.

5. What's your ideal lover like?
Someone who's on the same vibe as me, who's able to understand me. Understanding doesn't mean agreeing, but be open, that's one of the thing I believe in. That would be enough for me, as it's the kind of people I respect, and that's the kind of people who would respect me in return I think.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
I'm a self-centric, so of course "being loved by someone". Though it hurts if it's to much and I'm not able to return it.
It hurts too to love and not being loved in return, but it's still better than not loving at all.

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
When this kind of situation happened, I've always gave up and moved on to other stuff. It once happened that 3 years later, the said guys came up to me to ask me out when I did nothing at the time to make him change his mind XD
I'm not the kind who will whine over something like this, if it's not possible, move on.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I would give up on that feeling, but still continue to stay around as a friend (if he's already a friend), I'm not the kind to break couples or something, I'll just stay the way things are.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
First month being promoted as manager was a living hell, so yeah, that month was a really unhappy one, basically all of my concepts and models fell one by one, and I had to reconsider my view of things, relationships from another point of view. Unfortunately, things are different when you command than when you're commanded, I thought it was still a pink world afterall << But you can't trust anyone in this position and have to be suspitious of everyone or they'll step on you anytime you let your guard down.

10. What do you want most in life?
Sakurai Sho X3 To be able to not forget what it is to be young when I'll be old, and continue living for my dreams.

11. Is being tagged fun?
I feel ashamed because I usually missed it, because I was away from flist for too long >< But I love answering questions like this!

12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, how would you react?
It never happened so I don't know. Bet I would feel really down as I hate betrayal, but I don't think I would take revenge or something. I think I would just ignore them, and move my life without them anymore so they can't reach me again.

13. Who is currently the most important person to you?
Currently it's me, as I don't trust that much anymore, else would be the people that I trust, who I only can count on one hand.

14. What kind of person do you think I am?
If I missed that you taggued me, prease to kick tell me m(_ _)m
- indayze: I don't know you that much, but I love hearing from you, because I believe you're teh same kind of crazy fangirl as me, and I treasure crazy fangirls like me XD
- yuckie_chan: Dear, do I have to tell you? well, yes XD You're on approximatively the same pervy-self-centered-crazy-mind wave as me, but you're surely more hardworking than me XD

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
I can be rich and have a lover without getting married :Dy

16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
I will try to get him recognize me, that's actually a stage of love that I like very much, like a game, to struggle to make him notice me, even if takes months. But if I don't succeed I will move on.

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
No. It will be like giving up my freedom and I will never allow that. I know this wouldn't ever result in something happy.

18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
It never happened so I don't know, I think this would mean I love them both differently, but that's very unlikely both of them would like me back at the same time, so I'll choose the one where I have more chances I guess.

19. What type of friends do you like?
Someone who accepts me as who I am and doesn't try to force me to change. Having an influence is something, forcing people to stick to your way of thinking is annoying.
I think I'm kinda open-minded to this, so I wouldn't stay around someone who is not.

20. If you played a prank on someone, and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
I would never play a prank if that was to harm someone, surely it'll be just to have fun. If that person is the kind to get angry over it, I wouldn't do it again. It she had fun, we'll just laugh about it.

Not tagging, as i think everybody in the fandom must have been tagged already! Feel free to do it if you haven't!

I'm currently catching up on dear flist (won't be able to catch up 568 pages though XDDDDD), forgive me for this!!!!! ;__________;
Received those 2 babies today so I'll try to get them scanned soon \o/
While trying to finish the dramas I put on hold since months ASMDLKFJASMLKJFMLKJ (just finished watching "Liar Game" 1 hour ago, I've put the last episode on hold for MONTHS! I yet have to finish watching "Bambino" and "Gokusen" >< )
Will make out the best of my 2 days off! GANBARIMASU!

PS: "Himitsu no Arashi-chan" wins at life and "VS Arashi" pwns!
Like I said to twistedhalo04, VS Arashi >>>>>> GRA
Though GRA was instructing somehow, it's not as fun as this priceless mini-tokyo-friend-park-II bangumi <33333 I guess "Himitsu" made up for the "instructional" part of GRA, in a more intertaining way!
Tags: bored, meme

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